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Nine Times A Night
04:18
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A handsome young sailor to London came down,
He'd been laid off his ship up in Liverpool town.
They asked him his name and he answered them,
"Right,
I belong to a family called nine times a night.”
Well a fetching young widow who still wore her weeds,
Her husband had died and left his money and deeds.
Resolved she was on her conjugal rights
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To soften the blow with a man nine times a night.
Chorus
Nine times a night-She wanted a man that made her feel right.
Nine times a night-Once an hour and all through the night.
She was favoured by fortune the very next day
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when Nine Times Jack came walking her way.
She rushed up to him full of amorous delight,
crying, “Here comes a man named nine times a night!”
She looked him once over and gave him a smack
And a bargain was struck, no more sailing for Jack
The wedding was planned, the bride tolled the bell
Jack did it five times and tried to pleasure her well
Chorus
She said to herself five times was just so-so,
And she gave Jack sly hints about another four.
Jack said nine times is hard for any one man,
I can’t do it myself, but my sweet sister can.
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No Balls At All
02:21
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Listen my children, a story you'll hear.
A song I’ll sing that’s filled with cheer.
Our charming young maid was wed in the Fall.
She married a man with no balls at all.
The night of the wedding she leaped into bed.
Her breasts were heaving; her legs were spread.
She reached for his dickie; his dickie was small.
She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all.
Chorus
No balls at all, he had no balls at all
She married a man with no balls at all
‘’Mother, oh mother, oh what shall I do?
I've married a man who cannot screw.
All these years, I've avoided the call,
Now I've married to a man with no balls at all.''
‘’Daughter, oh daughter, don't feel so bad;
I had the very same problem with your dear old dad.
There are lots of young men who will answer the call
Of the wife of a man with no balls at all.''
Chorus
The daughter followed her mum’s advice
And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,
And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall
To the wife of a man with no balls at all.
Chorus x2
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Vallhund Minnesota
Vallhünd makes metal music. Death, thrash, melodic? Forget the sub genres, just metal. Influences are proudly displayed
and nothing should be taken (too) seriously.
Vallhünd is Aaron Ashley, originally from the Duluth, MN music scene. Currently in a basement in the Twin Cities south metro.
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